Post B #1

Dear Stephen Colbert,

I respect your ideas, and sadly, agree with quite a few of them. This book has been very political thus far, and I know that your views, at least in character, are largely conservative. I am the same way. I do not lean totally right, but for the most part I do. Also, your views seem to be different than those voiced by most people in the US at the moment, but then again you have talked about how noisy and complaintive liberals are. Also, the media seems to be very liberal and your ideas clash with theirs often.

You seem to be very critical of many liberal ideas, namely welfare, social security, and gay marriage. I understand why you think that welfare is bad, people that don't have jobs just sit around all day watching TV and living off welfare. Then your views social security are understandable, but I think the main reason it is bad is that there are not enough young people to pay for it. If there were enough children being had, then it wouldn't be such a problem. You seem to think that it is a terrible idea no matter what.

You also rip on the elderly, which is awfully funny. But, it is also kind of mean... Besides steal your money and look weird, what have the elderly done to you? Anyways, I also think that your jokes are hillarious and that your views on parenting are comical beyond belief. You truely are a conservative funnyman.